Wanted: D-goon

Who?

A short-tempered, hyper-idiotic who has got lost and ended up writing this article just in case somebody notices and leads him back to the right path. (amen!)

What is He?

It's not quite clear.. Looks like a mix of human and wild boar, actually. The scientists are still arguing about his species.

What does he look like?

His looks change from time to time. Nobody knows, except he is rather short and got large eyes.


What are his favourite things?

He's unpredictable and gets mad easily. when this happens, throw a paper and a pencil. It usually calms him down as he starts to draw something. If it doesn't work, introduce him to a cute girl. He really likes to go from one place to another, taking pictures of anything, and doesn't like to stay in one place for a long time. And he's coffee addicted.


He says that he really eager to knows everyone, so don't hesitate to leave a message.